You do not want to know what they do to Santa's in jail.
Just remember: Don't fuck with the police, security, and the kids. Especially the kids, they are going to pay for your social security in a few years.
Common laws Santa should avoid breaking: Public drunkeness, Tresspassing, Breaking and Entering, Loitering, Jaywalking, Distubing the peace, Harrassment, Vandalism, Sexual Harassament, Assault, Theft, and Capital fraud.
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